Phil Schiller’s Rock and Roll Band

When Apple’s Senior Vice President of Worldwide Marketing, Phil Schiller, isn’t grinding away at his 9-5, he knows how to get down with a few friends.

Here’s a link to the song on SoundCloud.

Lyrics:

We work too hard,
Don’t ever leave,
We’re tired of being slaves to the pocket machines.
iWatch, iPhones, gobbeldy-gunk;
Even Jony’s had enough of all that junk.

So me and Craig and Eddy Cue
Are gonna bring some rock to you!

We’re Phil Schiller’s Rock and Roll Band.
Phil Schiller’s Rock and Roll Band.

From now on,
When we’re up at the Loop,
We won’t let Timmy tell us what to do.
We’ll do what we want
and design what we please,
Then watch all the customers
get on their knees.

Then we’ll get drunk and fall down flat;
There ain’t no $^&%* app for that!

We’re Phil Schiller’s Rock and Roll Band.
Phil Schiller’s Rock and Roll Band.